Trump Caught Having Relations With a Consenting Adult
Recently, the president of the United States, Donald Trump, was caught having relations (including sex) with a consenting adult. While he has since attempted to deny the claim - there seems to be a large amount of evidence pointing towards this being the case.
Multiple of his closest friends have since come out to defend him. According to Jeff Bezos, "He would never have sex with an adult, why do you ask? He has and will only have relations with those under the age of 17." Even with this defense, the proof seems to be too much for some to overlook. "We never really were that close, and especially after the whole DODGE incident, but he does seem like the kind of person to have sex with an adult." Says Elon Musk. We tried to ask further questions, but it became unbearable as he started referencing random memes from 2018.