Trusted News Releases Games

By Charlie K.

Recently, Trusted News has released games for everyone to play. This is because news is boring as hell to read and we still want ad revenue 🤑🤑🤑. You can play the games at this link.

According to the CEO of Trusted News, "These games have been worked on for 500 years in secret to hide our plans from the US government."

We also hacked the CEO of Newy York Times and got this voice message from his phone, "New York Games needs to stand strong against TN Play! We need to support the fascist communist regime living in Antarctica with the plan to finally build the temple to complete the ritual to revive Charlie Kirk as Adolf Hitler." Based on this you can see that they only make games for profit, hence why our games out better.